What trading in PoE is like

1 says: offer?

2 says: ummm, i have no idea, a similar item on XYZ is 1c so how does 5 chaos sound? :)














1 says: FUCK YOU NOOB I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in no-lifing, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Uber Atziri, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top farmer in the entire US server. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the notice-board? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Wraeclast and your hideout is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that RIPs the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Facebreaker combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of GCPman's stash and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “lowball” offer was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

also, welcome to my ignore list.

2 says: ???

Happened to me yesterday, actually :)

Lol not going to lie I do have a ego when it comes to trading but not like this :P

Yep, instead of telling the person what you want just construct a wall of bullshit.

Thats what trading in poe is like.


every time people go "offer?" they are expecting the buyer to make it rain exalts.

1 How much for void battery?
2 offer ???
1 300 exalts
2 OMG OMG OMG TRADE TRADE TRADE MY HO MY HO HO HOH O

Whenever I message people and say:

"Hi, how much for item BLAH"?

and they respond:

"offer?"

I never respond back. People who respond with "offer?" are only hoping you have no idea what something is worth and are going to offer 1-10 exalts for an item worth 1c.

If i don't see a price or buyout i will not worry to contact you. Never ever.

I hate sellers on Poe.
My common experience:
Buyer: paying your B/O on item X
Seller: Offer?
Buyer: ? Your B/O obviously
Seller: Option 1: Yeah, my b/o is old. Offer please.
Option 2: My B/O was to attract you. Offer?
Option 3: Cant find B/O anywhere. Offer?
Buyer: That X of orb Y. Thats your B/O. It seems average too compared to poe.xyz
Seller: fucking lowballer dont waste my time. You can buy it for 10000 orbs.
Buyer: ? Why so rude?
And then no response from seller. 50÷ ignore list or 50÷ afk again for the next 12 hours.

so copy paste reddit texts is a thing now to get a bag of attention ?

And here i am selling items for 1c When i ask for what they want to OFFER for a item i have listed.

It is after all asking what they value the item not what i value it let alone the mass fellowship who follow a site for prices.

1 says: hey i want to buy your item listed for 1c
2 says: hey sure

*trade*

1 says: ty
2 says: ty and gl


That's how it goes most of the time for me.